Funny Mole Jokes

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? A: Moletiplication

Q: What do you call a 10th grader who is taking chemistry? A: A sophomole.

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford? A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? A: It's mole-itically incorrect

Q: What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party? A: The mole the merrier!

Q: What are mammoles? A: Four-legged animoles!

Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist? A: Mole-odorous

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? A: Watermolens

Q: What kind of test do chemistry students like best? A: Mole-tiple choice.

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich? A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled? A: One of his molars.

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate? A: Marsh-mole-ows!

Q: What did one mole say to the other? A: We make great chemistry together.

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro? A: When they made him, they broke the Moled.

Q: What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months? A: Moleonucleosis

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots? A: A bunch of Moleasses

Q: On which American mountain was Avogadro's face carved in stone? A: Mount Rushmole

Q: How would you describe Avogadro's room while he was a teenager? A: A Molar mess

Q: What are mammoles? A: Four-legged animoles

Q: What area did Avogadro explore? A: The South Mole

Q: What did Avogadro call his church service? A: Molar Mass

Q: How did Avogadro get through the desert? A: He rode on a camole

Q: What are school holidays for mole students? A: Mole Day, October 23 and Mole-oween

Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize? A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."

Q: What sugar do moles prefer? A: Mole-tose Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate? A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry? A: Molybdenum

Q: What are moles made of? A: Molecules

Q: What kind of make-up does the mole wear on his eyelashes? A: Molescara

Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog? A: He becomes Moleicious!

Q: What is a mole's favorite soup? A: Molestrone

Q: What did the mole say to the cow? A: Molek does a body good!